Wednesday, August 10, 2005

freedom of (from!?) intelligence

having observed how much of attention is given to the details in the things here, it got me thinking about the people behind these ideas. must be quite smart and intelligent! yeah... sure!

just a handful of incidents that were enough to shatter my illusion :-) never have i found the goofiness of the people here manifest itself in a more convincing manner!! what do you know, they actually take pride in it :-)

was flying a domestic sector here on united. for most americans, flying is quite matter-of-fact. if its too far to drive, one would rather fly. so there, stage set. a bit of turbulence in the air and we were all asked to buckle up. happily belted to the seat and dozing, i hear the steward, pushing his cart up the aisle, reminding people to remain seated. stopping right behind my row, this chap squats on the plane floor (apparently, thats what the crew does if they are away from their seats during turbulence) and makes this interesting quote to the passenger behind me. "you know how difficult it is to convince people to remain seated during turbulence!? its dangerous to stand at such times! but i am told people in india fly that way!" boy! did that wake me up or what :-) had me sitting wide awake... part bewildered, part guffawing :-) should i have corrected him? naaah! he's lesser a menace with his ignorance! :-p

in america, theres a lot of importance given to 'personal space'. (must've sprung from that deep rooted zeal for freedom in every sense.) while in queue, the person behind you could very well be two paces away. they'll patiently wait their turn till you are done (must really appreciate this one.) not to forget the gazzillion "oh! am sorry!!", "oh! pardon me!!" etc thrown in for good measure were they to be in your way. yeah, its all about personal space. fiercely protected and respected. thats why you have shows like the jerry springer show (fail to recollect the channel that airs it). yawn! another show... well, no :-) its not another show :-) if there's anything thats the cause for emotional angst, get it all out at this place. you can tell him your problems (son hating his mom, girl wanting to marry her drug addict boyfriend who hates and abuses her, etc.) you name it, he's got the stage set for you. literally! he comes with his bunch of bouncers (you need those hulks when you dont want an uncle to fight with his nephew before national tv!) and a HUGE audience. yes, there's a waiting line for people who want to witness this madness!! they even throw in a "coming right after the break... xyz settles score with his estranged mother.... all this and more after these messages" .....!!....?? but do not forget... personal space is very much respected here :-)

oh yes, quite a convincing display of intellect here :-) but this one was an overkill. saw an ad for an optical reader card. a credit card sized magnifying glass with a tiny little light on one side. cool thingamajig, but what caught me was the way it was advertised. well, where do you use stuff like this!? how about reading the restaurant menu card? or something better.... your cell phone keypad!! :-)

3 comments:

  1. the voyeur in me beckons to the voyeur in you...donno where i got that from.....but well i spose one is voyeurism and the other is personal space. i think what people mean by personal space is stay outside. if not physically at least emotionally....and maybe that aint a bad thing....i hate having to live up to expectations the whole time too.

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  2. vouyerism and personal space? you talk in riddles liquid!

    the thing is, you find more physical than emotional space here. washing dirty personal linen in public isnt something a matured society would indulge in! one ought to know where to draw the line. maybe he is mocking such individuals who fail to note the difference! who knows!

    but you talk in riddles liquid. you need not live up to anyone's expectations but your own. (the pleasure of throwing this bit of cliche was all mine!)

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  3. I used to be a great fan of the Jerry Springer show when it was aired here!lol!

    Any country that charges 3$ for an airport trolly is not on my 'like' list, since i certainly dont travel light!:-)))))))))I have never felt comfortable in the US and i hate the way they look and talk down to Indians.

    agree with you on "the thing is, you find more physical than emotional space here. washing dirty personal linen in public isnt something a matured society would indulge in!"

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